Consumption is my jam. I love consuming. I mean, before sitting down to pen this powerful prose I made myself a coffee… because it’s important to consume mild stimulants whilst waxing lyrical about the pitfalls of consumption.
I don’t want to talk about consumption. I need consumption. Consumption is the sedation I need, the antidote to life.
Don’t take it away.
Unless it’s kale. I don’t need to consume kale. No one needs to consume kale.